A TWITTER PILL TO SWALLOW
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CURRENT FEED
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Costco customer successfully returns a dead Xmas tree? Now I know what to do with these AA batteries I don’t know how to dispose of properly
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Should we be saying please/thank you to our smartphones? https://t.co/LoyDX302hJ I usually go the extra mile by sending Siri a cheese basket
BONUS: mysterious TWEETS FROM THE FUTURE!